Wah Khuda, Teri Leela Adbhut Hai -- Anonymous

Ek fakir bheekh maangne ke liye masjid ke baahar baeitha tha...  

Sabb namaazi aankh bacha kar chale gaye ...  
Ussey kuchh na mila ...      
Woh phir church gaya ,
Phir mandir,
Aur phir gurudware ...
Lekin ussko kissi ne kuchh na diya ....

                                     
Aakhir ek maikhaane (BAR / PUB)  ke baahar aakar baeith gaya .....            
Jo sharabi nikalta, Woh usske katore mein kuchh daal deta .....                    
Usska katora noton se bhar gaya .... fakir bola,

"Wah mere khuda... !!
Rahte kaha ho, aur address kaha ka dete ho...."