Wednesday, December 1, 2010

Her Diary and His Diary -- Anonymous

Her Diary

Tonight, I thought he was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a cafe to have some coffee.

I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment. Conversation wasn't flowing so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk, he agreed but he kept quiet and absent.

I asked him what was wrong - he said, "Nothing."

I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said it had nothing to do with me and not to worry.

On the way home I told him that I loved him, he simply smiled and kept driving. I can't explain his behavior; I don't know why he didn't say, "I love u, too."

When we got home I felt as if I had lost him, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there and watched TV.; he seemed distant and absent.

Finally I decided to go to bed. About 10 minutes later he came to bed.

I decided that I could not take it anymore, so I decided to confront him with the situation but he had fallen asleep. I started crying and cried until I too fell asleep.

I don't know what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else.

My life is a disaster.

His Diary

Today India lost the cricket match against Bangladesh . Scandalous!!

Thursday, October 7, 2010

One liners -- Anonymous

  •  When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.  
  •  A calendar's days are numbered. 
  •  A boiled egg is hard to beat. 
  •  He had a photographic memory which was never developed. 
  •  When you've seen one shopping centre you've seen a mall. 
  •   When she saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye. 
  •  Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis. 
  • Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses. 
  • Acupuncture: a jab well done. 
  • I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian. 
  • A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption. 
  • No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery. 
  •  A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering. 
  •  Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie. 
  • A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it. 
  • Atheism is a non-prophet organization. 
  • Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other, 'You stay here, I'll go on a head.' 
  •  I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me. 
  • A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab centre said: 'Keep off the Grass.' 
  • The soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran. 
  • When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion. 
  • Don't join dangerous cults: Practice safe sects

Wednesday, April 7, 2010

Wah Khuda, Teri Leela Adbhut Hai -- Anonymous

Ek fakir bheekh maangne ke liye masjid ke baahar baeitha tha...  
Sabb namaazi aankh bacha kar chale gaye ...  
Ussey kuchh na mila ...      
Woh phir church gaya ,

Phir mandir,
Aur phir gurudware ...
Lekin ussko kissi ne kuchh na diya ....
Aakhir ek maikhaane (BAR / PUB)  ke baahar aakar baeith gaya .....            
Jo sharabi nikalta, Woh usske katore mein kuchh daal deta .....                    
Usska katora noton se bhar gaya .... fakir bola,

"Wah mere khuda... !!
Rahte kaha ho, aur address kaha ka dete ho...."